NEWS EYE: New exclusive properties go on the market

Friday 18 February 2022

News Eye proudly launches its own property section, in light of the latest announcement about house prices in Jersey.

Each of these desirable properties is suitable for first-time buyers or other incredibly tall and/or fourtunate people who can reach the bottom rung of the housing ladder.

Beachside property

• Open plan
• Sea views
• Sound facing
• Infinity pool (twice a day)
• Close to St. Helier
• Parking and good transport links nearby

£1.6m 

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Offering birds-eye views

• Elevated position
• Unusual design
• Close to reliable eatery
• Attractive to wildlife
• Well ventilated

£950,000

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Sturdy construction

• Mobile design
• Plenty of space
• Comes in a variety of colours
• No chain(s) 

POA

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Historic property

• Large and spacious 
• Central location
• At least 30 rooms
• Never short of hot air
• Mostly vacant from June
• Contents (including occupants) included 

£ FREE … TAKE IT … IT’S YOURS

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